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The Best Adult Joke Book

English | 2010 | ISBN-10: 1741570174 | 247 pages | PDF | 6 MB

 

X-rated humour which hits your laughing G-spot and gives you the best gags to use on any adult occasion.

It's a winner for the rugby club dinner, a real coup for the stag night do, and all that's crude and lewd to upset the prude!So, if you've a thirst for a funny story... you'll sip some stuff in here.

 

 

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[marjan17 4,150]

Dear Mr. Hamilton

 

 

Hello sir

 

I am your servant, very very much. I am writing to you because all the way to the handle of the knife has reached my bone.

My hands grab your skirt,

Mr. Hamilton; please reach my scream,

Mr. Hamilton, from the hands of this man,

Tom. I don't know what a wet wood I have sold him or what sh i t I ate that from the very first day he has been pulling the belt to my lift,

with all kinds of cat dancing,

he has tried to become the eye and the lamp of Mr. Wilson .

He made so much mouse running that finally Mr. Wilson became donkey,

and appointed Mr. Tom as his right hand man, and told me to work under his hand.

Mr. Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man, but my eye does not drink water,

and I knew that all these were hat play, and he was trying to put a hat on my head.

I put the seal of silence to my lips and did not say anything. Since that he was just putting watermelon under my arms.

Knowing that this transfer was only good for his aunt,

I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit altogether.

I said you saw camel; you did not see camel ….. But he was not coming down from the back of devil's donkey.

What headache shall I give you; I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of blind, bald, height and half height people.

Imagine how many times my ass has burnt.

Now Mr. Hamilton, I turn around your head. You are my only hope and my back and shelter.... I swear you to the 14 innocents,

please do some work for me that you will see savab I mean good wages in the resurrection day.

I'll grab your skirt,.. I have six head bread eaters. I kiss your hand and Leg.

I circle around you.

 

LordZag

[Occ.Health 1,065]

 

very funny and somewhat true

[هوتن 15,061]

Dear Mr. Hamilton

 

 

 

 

Hello sir

 

 

 

I am your servant, very very much. I am writing to you because all the way to the handle of the knife has reached my bone.

 

 

 

My hands grab your skirt,

 

Mr. Hamilton; please reach my scream,

Mr. Hamilton, from the hands of this man,

Tom. I don't know what a wet wood I have sold him or what sh i t I ate that from the very first day he has been pulling the belt to my lift,

with all kinds of cat dancing,

he has tried to become the eye and the lamp of Mr. Wilson .

He made so much mouse running that finally Mr. Wilson became donkey,

and appointed Mr. Tom as his right hand man, and told me to work under his hand.

Mr. Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man, but my eye does not drink water,

and I knew that all these were hat play, and he was trying to put a hat on my head.

I put the seal of silence to my lips and did not say anything. Since that he was just putting watermelon under my arms.

Knowing that this transfer was only good for his aunt,

I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forget my visit altogether.

I said you saw camel; you did not see camel ….. But he was not coming down from the back of devil's donkey.

What headache shall I give you; I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of blind, bald, height and half height people.

Imagine how many times my ass has burnt.

Now Mr. Hamilton, I turn around your head. You are my only hope and my back and shelter.... I swear you to the 14 innocents,

please do some work for me that you will see savab I mean good wages in the resurrection day.

I'll grab your skirt,.. I have six head bread eaters. I kiss your hand and Leg.

I circle around you.

 

 

 

LordZag

Oh my beautiful sister please have my weather:w16:

[marjan17 4,150]

Oh my beautiful sister please have my weather:w16:

welcome dada:ws3:

i have to pull your ears:ws28:

[هوتن 15,061]

[LTR]

welcome dada:ws3:

 

i have to pull your ears:ws28:

dada? esfahan?

ok dear my sister; pull my ears but let me kiss your mouth :icon_pf (34):

[marjan17 4,150]

what?????????

i dont want to kill a new member:w74:

you are walking in my nerve be carefull:brodkavelarg:

[هوتن 15,061]

what?????????

 

i dont want to kill a new member:w74:

you are walking in my nerve be carefull:brodkavelarg:

 

you pull my ears and look in my eyes

tell what you see in my eyes

if dont have any desire why you break my dish?

[marjan17 4,150]

you pull my ears and look in my eyes

tell what you see in my eyes

if dont have any desire why you break my dish?

:ws28:hamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid that was lilio majnon

:w127:you were coming from old age

i dont remember that i just break your tooth:ws28:

[هوتن 15,061]

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:ws28:hamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid that was lilio majnon

:w127:you were coming from old age

i dont remember that i just break your tooth:ws28:

you alredy killed me I love your Violence

[marjan17 4,150]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhh

you been a dead man:2525s:

[هوتن 15,061]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhh

 

you been a dead man:2525s:

lovers are dead by their loves

no sound rising from dead men

sa'di shirazi

:wubpink:

[هوتن 15,061]

remember the topic title:icon_gol:

[marjan17 4,150]

but i only remember jim&hootan

i mean jokers:ws28:

[هوتن 15,061]

but i only remember jim&hootan

 

i mean jokers:ws28:

Laugh over water shame is very good thing too :ws41:

[marjan17 4,150]

:icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_razz:

[هوتن 15,061]

:icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_razz:

 

marjan dear sweethaert please

I just going to speak iranian concepts in english

i dident like to hate you

plaese

forget that

I am waiting for your response:icon_gol::icon_gol::icon_gol::icon_gol::icon_gol::icon_gol:

[marjan17 4,150]

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me..

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter

about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident.

Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.

Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't

an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..

Caller: Oh .....God.... ...

[marjan17 4,150]

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

 

* The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass

 

 

* The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass

 

 

* The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne

 

 

* The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all

 

 

* The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne

 

 

* The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese

 

 

* The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass

 

 

* The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish

 

 

* The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman

 

 

* The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation

 

 

* The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed.'

 

[samira_kaulitz 91]

an apple a day,keeps Dr away. but if Dr was Cute, forget about fruit

boring