وقتی یه ایرانی نامه ی انگلیسی مینویسه . . .!!!!

[Hossein.T 22596]

نمیدونم تا چه حد راسته!

فقط بخونید و کاری به راست و دروغ نداشته باشید . . .!!!

 

This letter was written by an employee of the NIOC (National iranian Oil Company) back in the 1960's to his American boss, Mr.Hamilton

 

 

Dear Mr.Hamilton

 

 

Since Mr.Ahmadi transferred here everythig has changed.

 

 

I don't know "what a wet wood I have sold him" that from the very first day he has been "pulling the belt to my lift" With all kinds of "cat dancing" he has tried to become the "eye and the light" of Mr.Wilson.

He made so much "mouse running" that finally Mr.Wilson "became donkey" and appointed Mr.Ahmadi as his right hand man, and told me to work "under his hand".

 

 

Mr.Wilson promised me that next year he would make me his right hand man, but "my eye didn't drink water", and I knew that all these were "hat play", and he was trying to put a "hat on my head" I "put the seal of silence to my lips" and did not say anything. Since that he was just "putting watermelon under my arms" knowing that this transfer was only "good for his aunt", I started begging him to forget that I ever came to see him and forger my visit altogether. I said "you saw camel, you did not see camel". But he was not "getting off the devil's donkey" ... . "What headache shall I give you" I am now forced to work in the mail house with bunch of "blind, bald, height and half height" people. "Imagine how much my ass burns"

 

 

Now Mr.Hamilton, "I turn around your head" you are my only hope and my "back and shelter". "I swear you to the 14 innocents" please "do some work for me" ... "in the resurrection day I'll grasp your skirt" . "I have six head bread eaters" "I kiss your hand and legs

[سارا-افشار 36440]

:ws28::ws28:

 

حالا فهمیدم متد جدید خانوم فرانک ابراهیمی چی بود

[pianist 31130]

حتما کلی هم خودش رو تحسین کرده واسه نوشتن این نامه...

[parie parpar 74]

این آقاهه الان کجاست؟من میخوام پیشش برم کلاس زبان.

استاد زبان خودم خیلی idiom یاد نمیده!!:ws2:

[غایب 4790]

چه خوب میشه ایشون رو ببرند سازمان ملل تا درد های ما را هم به همین شکل به دنیا بفهمونه.

[ayhan 2309]

زمان دبیرستان کانون زبان میرفتم....

ترم 2 یا 3 بودیم....استاد پرسید شغل پدرتون چیه؟

 

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he is pulling passenger

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